Only one guy on their knees please

Isn't there some unspoken etiquette that dictates there should be no more than one person dropping to their knees playing an instrument in a band on stage at one time? Exceptions being hardcore heavy metal acts from the 80s. I saw this band and at one time there were two guys on their knees playing guitar and bass and it just looked wrong. You can't do that,it looks silly. There's a certain momentum that needs to build within a certain genre of music before it looks natural for the musician to drop to their knees, rockin out.

There have to be rules. If everyone in band wanted to live that rock star fantasy of dropping to their knees with their instruments blaring, all but the drummer, you'd get a pretty short band. It's an ill look. It just isn't done, don't do it. It's genre specific and advanced level.

I could be all wrong. Let's say some band went ahead and dropped to their knees all at one time? Are you picturing this? How about one at a time? Taking turns? The drummer too? Just the guitar player drops to his knees to jam and no one else is really jamming? SEE! Just isn't right. It's a very delicate thing when you get down to it. Before the show starts a band should decide who will drop to their knees that night and no one else can. Before that the band should decide if they even play the kind of music that should have designated knee droppers to begin with.

Another thing...NEVER, ever the white man overbite during a guitar solo. Nooooooooooo nooooooooooooo nooooooooooooo