Panic, clam in!

It seems more evident than ever that most Americans feel more comfortable wallowing in mediocrity than entertaining the thought of even reaching for something better. There is most obviously a fear of something better. The past eight years offered nothing the least bit edifying.

Patriotic:means that you don't entertain seceding from your country,ever
Celebrity:like actors and an actor has been president before
Pro-Life: choose life not war,war=death,destruction...no winners
Pro-choice: you decide not your government